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Endy · Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:31 pm Post subject: AHAHAHAHA

WHY HAVE A [filtered] BALANCE FORUM WHEN THEY DONT MAKE PATCHES AND NO ONE PLAYS.

AHAHAHA HERE IS HOW TO WIN:

Play as warlord and do LP LP LP LP stomp LP LP LP stomp LP LP LP

Play as Pyros and do LK RK throw LK RK throw

Play as mantis and do 20 hit unevadable combos that frgament into other 20 hit unevadable combos!!!

FIX THE [filtered] GAME!#$%^&*()_*(&#$@

I'm sick of "talking" about it. WE ALL KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH IT.
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Vuen · Joined: 31 Aug 1999 Posts: 4968 Location: Canada

Endy's on another rant? Wait, lemme get the popcorn...

TheUnknownFactor · Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:49 pm Post subject: Re: AHAHAHAHA

Zelig · Joined: 08 Jan 2003 Posts: 4178

Well, us non-betaians have seen no mention of any new patches on the forums, only a few remarks in IRC, and the topic of #omfbeta or #omf-beta.

Endy · Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 3:04 pm Post subject: Re: AHAHAHAHA

HEY BETA TESTERS CAN YOU PLEASE GIVE US SOME EXCLUSIVE PROPRIETARY TOP SECRET INFORMATION ABOUT THE PATCH????????????????

Better yet. Why don't you let a longtime dedicated community member and big omf fan into the freaking beta!!

This whole "beta" [filtered] has pissed me off from day 1. Don't even get me started.
KILL THE [filtered] BETA. LET EVERYONE TEST THE PATCH!!!
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TheUnknownFactor · Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 3:15 pm Post subject: Re: AHAHAHAHA

you mean, give out the full game freely and legally to everyone? sounds like a bad idea.
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Endy · Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 3:18 pm Post subject: Re: AHAHAHAHA

Uh how about an OPTIONAL patch for the retail game.... that would let us see some changes.
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Endy · Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 3:18 pm Post subject: Re: AHAHAHAHA

Uh how about an OPTIONAL patch for the retail game.... that would let us see some changes. HOW ABOUT YOU STOP SEGREGATING YOU [filtered] USERBASE SINCE IT'S ONLY ABOUT 100 PEOPLE AND LET US ALL PLAY THE [filtered] PATCH?
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TheUnknownFactor · Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 3:21 pm Post subject: Re: AHAHAHAHA

to prevent certain exploids that may have become available with the new patch, from becoming public.
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LoneWolf · Joined: 12 May 2001 Posts: 8379

hmm... "a wise man speaks when he has something to say, a fool speaks when he has to say something."

Endy, do you have an unstoppable urge to say something?

There actually was an "optional" patch for a while. I forget what happened to it.
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Malfrex · Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 3:30 pm Post subject: Re: AHAHAHAHA

Endy, so you'll shut up and stop complaining here is what's going on with the beta.

PATCHES: There has been one patching from the retail and it was to allow for the mod tools to work with the game better.

MOD TOOLS: They are still bug ridden and the updates are being made as needed.

Now please, for the love of whatever you can exude a smidge of love for, shut up and let the development process go as it is supposed to.
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Xaronth · Joined: 17 May 2003 Posts: 6203 Location: Arizona, USA

endys a [filtered], how can he be in beta?
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Meowbeast · Joined: 07 Jul 2003 Posts: 736

Use your indoor text Endy. :tongue2:

FireFly · Joined: 30 Jun 2002 Posts: 1000 Location: NS, Canada

also, DE is busy with other things right now, work is being done on the Mod tools but quite slow. Unfortunately the Mod tools are the priority now above fixing netcode or balance issues
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flamincows · Joined: 20 Aug 2003 Posts: 3259

I love it when he get's like this. Tell him to check out the look back thread in Thge Game forum.